The Queendom of Suomi GFL is a massive, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 3.827 billion Suomi GFLians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Suomi GFLian economy, worth 134 trillion yen a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,260 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, private law firms are unheard of, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime is almost non-existent. Suomi GFL's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suomi GFL is ranked 97,553^rd in the world and 1,506^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 248.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.